Hot or Not? Fergie


Fergie is literally a girl who can show up on either side of the spectrum on any given day. Like one day, she can pass as one of the most gorgeous entertainers out there, just lights out knock em dead hot as seen in the picture above. The next day she can show up looking brutal, the type of girl you don’t make eye contact with for fear of her coming over and talking to you. The picture below exemplifies that, like how are those two pictures the same woman? I know makeup is a hell of a thing, but these two just look like two different woman! It’s wild. Then there is the whole pants peeing episode when it was pretty clear she had an accident while on stage, that is so revolting and it is hard for me to get that image and thought out of my head when voting on whether Fergie is hot or not. It is her pure inconsistency and pants peeing antics that have led me to vote Fergie as NOT! Some people are going to be mad at me for this one but that is what the poll is for, go and vote and let us know what you think!

Funny Bathroom Graffiti


So I work part time at an office, went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and as I was washing my hands I looked in the mirror and saw  this written on the wall behind the sink. This guy clearly is not a fan of Obama or his policies, what is funnier to me is that the perpitrator took the time to write it backwards so as you look in the mirror you can read it. I don’t know why but I thought that was rather funny and a unique way to let your feelings be heard.

FYI: If you can’t read it it says “Fuck Barack Obama” backwards.

Celebrity UFO Sightings

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Let’s just go ahead and say that literally none of these names shock me. It’s quite a motley crew of celebs that have said they have experienced encounters with a UFO of some sort. The list from includes Olivia Newton-John, Sammy Hagar, Shirley MacLaine, Congressmen Dennis Kucinich, Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Muhammad Ali, Walter Cronkite, Jimmy Carter, and Elvis Presley. I mean don’t get me wrong, I think there are some UFO’s or aliens out there, the universe is too fuckin big for us to be alone. I have watched enough Discovery channel to believe other wise, UFO Hunter’s is a nutty show and can brainwash even the biggest cynic into believing.

What gets me about this list is that literally everyone has an explanation. The rockstars are easy, they are/were so fucked up on drugs it is incomprehensible. Mick, Sammy Hagar, John Lennon, and Elvis were stoned on 3+ drugs at any given time, so them seeing and bugging out about UFO’s is clearly going to happen over several years of heavy drug use. My favorite out of them is Mick who made sure to have a permanent UFO Detector installed in his home after he had some wacky UFO experiences on a camping trip and was convinced he was being followed around. Mick rules. Muhammad Ali is clear, the constant abuse to the head over the decades in boxing leads to seeing shit, like lights flashing in your vision, which coincidentally could look a lot like a flashing UFO in the sky. And the Politicians are just crazy, that’s my only explanation to that. Who knows, I mean I believe in aliens and stuff, I think? What do you guys think and what do you think of this list of celebs? True or full of shit and on drugs?

If aliens exist, I hope they look like this guy...

and not like this guy.

Kevin Na doing his best Tommy Bootz impression, shoots a 16 on 9th hole.


October 2010, Galloping Hill golf course in New Jersey, Tom Rudolph shoots a 16 on 1 hole. Lets fast forward.  April 2011, TPC San Antonio in Texas, Kevin Na shoots a 16 on 1 hole.

Kevin my boy, if you want some pointers how to be horrible at golf just follow me on twitter or something, or take lessons from Dommy Fettuccine Alfredo. I wonder at what point during this hole

Kevin realized ESPN will finally show highlights from a golf tournament that Tiger Woods  didn’t participate in.

(Sorry for the short blog entries lately folks, spring break starts at 650 pm today for me, I’ll be blogging like a mother fucker until the 27th when it’s over, full with drunk rants)

Kobe Fined 100K

(New York Times)- Hours after the Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant directed an obscene antigay slur at a referee who had just whistled him for a technical foul, N.B.A. Commissioner David Stern fined him $100,000 on Wednesday and, in a statement, described Bryant’s remarks as “offensive and inexcusable.” Full Article


So Kobe dropped the F bomb, then proceeded to follow with yet another F bomb. They fined him for saying the 2nd F bomb. I’m not going to comment at all on this, mainly because I don’t think Kobe did anything wrong, he just said a few words during the heat of the moment, shit happens. Luckily the creators of South Park saw this coming years ago and made an episode, explaining the word. Watch the whole episode here. If you want my full opinion call my intern, Lindsay, and she’ll set up an appointment with me.

Barry Bonds found guilty of something.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)—A federal jury convicted Barry Bonds of a single charge of obstruction of justice Wednesday but failed to reach a verdict on the three counts at the heart of allegations that he knowingly used steroids and human growth hormone and lied to a grand jury about it. Read the full article here. jerk.


UGHHH, just someone shoot this guy already. Come on, when was the last time you heard a good shot in the courtroom story?? I don’t want him to die, just shoot him in like the thigh or something, just for pissing me off and every other person in the world. (I have to end this early, I’m in the middle of a major project for school, I just wanted a reason to post that picture)

President of Czech Republic Steals Pen

(Yahoo! Tue Apr 12, 12:23 pm ET) As just about anyone who’s ever worked in an office can attest, one of life’s most festering annoyances are people who don’t return pens that they borrow. Now it appears as though Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus may be one of those people, and the citizens of the nation he rules over are none too pleased about it.

You see, Klaus, whose most notable prior controversy was probably his flat rejection of climate change science—a position that he even  appeared on Glenn Beck’s show to tour—was caught on video coyly pocketing a ceremonial pen during a recent visit to Chile. What’s more, the brazen stylus heist took place in full view of the media during a ceremony to announce a trade agreement. The video shows Klaus clearly admiring the pen, then slowly moving it into one of his jacket pockets as Chilean President Sebastian Pinera speaks to the assembled members of the media.

Now, Reuters is reporting that some Czech citizens are accusing Klaus of being a kleptomaniac. But the president’s staffers claim that he had every right to take the pen—and that he was, in fact, acting entirely in line with established Czech state protocols. “We at the Prague Castle always give such a pen to delegations, along with a notepad,” presidential spokesman Radim Ochvat told the news agency.

Read the rest of the story by Brett Michael Dykes here.

I don’t know what it is about this story that just cracks me up. Clearly this guy has some financial stability being the president of a country and all. Clearly there are tons of people watching this press conference or whatever the hell it is, including several cameras filming. In today’s day in age where anything questionable or funny that is caught on film ends up on the internet, he has got to be smarter than that! It’s a pen bro, like they would have been more than happy to give it to you after the conference was over. You couldv’e stolen it on your way out, instead you made a big point of looking at the fuckin thing during the conference and just making an ass out of yourself trying to sneak it into your pocket and closing the clearly empty box. Now over 1.5 million people have watched you look like an idiot on youtube. Hope that pen was worth the heat your’e catching for it. This type of shit shouldn’t be news, but it is because its just another world leader doing something childish and stupid so check out the video for yourself and see what you think.

A funny sidenote, when you type his name (Vaclav Klaus) into google, the first suggested search is “Vaclav Klaus Gay?”