Lindsay Lohan, Hot or Not?

This is an argument as old as the day is long. Is Lindsay Lohan hot? There are many factors that can enter into consideration when attempting to answer this question. For one, the girl is quite the drug addict. I know, I know, that shouldn’t factor into how hot she is, but when the drug literally affects your appearance due to its abuse, then it has to factor in.

As is evidenced, the girl can be quite the mess. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong, especially in Hollywood, with a babe who likes to party. There are literally too many of them to count, but one may argue that Lohan takes this to another level.

Like what the hell is that?! Meth mouth if I’ve ever seen it and I’m not trying to mess around with any meth mouth. One the other hand, Lindsay can straight up bring the heat sometimes.And then there was the whole Playboy issue that came out this year, ended up being (I think) the highest selling issue of Playboy ever…and for good reason.

She looked incredible and although Playboy is infamous for the airbrushing, it doesn’t matter, airbrushed or not she was looking fine. At the end of the day, Lindsay has her moments with drugs and with the law, but I am going to ignore that because some of her other pics just blow me away. Lindsay you get the SITB vote of HOT! Get your act together and stay hot, get rid of the meth mouth girl, because you could easily join the NOT hot club if you keep going down this dark road. Vote in the poll below and leave some insight in the comments section.

Michelle Beadle, Hot or Not?

Michelle Beadle is the co-host of the ESPN program, “Sportsnation.”   She co-hosts along with the long time radio personality and host of ,”The Herd,” Colin Cowherd.  Michelle is a tricky one to gauge.  Her personality is off the charts awesome.  It’s hard to be attracted to a woman who claims to like sports.  Lets be perfectly honest, any girl who likes sports, is a little weird.  Michelle some how pulls it off and she knows her shit.  Whether its her love for the underdog, her affection for professional wrestling and her ability to go one on one with Colin, she often has the viewer on her side afterwards and will keep you watching the show.  As far as I know Michelle is a single lady.  She never mentions a significant other on the show and scanning through the online tabloids she may have had a, ‘crush,” or, “fling,” with Aaron Rodgers stemming from an after party at the ESPY’s.

“I saw and talked to Aaron the first night I was there,” Beadle said. “I don’t know the guy or anything, but we [she and her girlfriends] were hanging out with him. But Marcia [Keegan, her boss,] told me that she heard I had apparently blurted out in front of him, ‘I just wanna get fucked’ very loudly.”

Michelle has since denied any comment was ever made.

Sometimes on the show, she appears to real hot, other times she doesn’t seem so attractive.  I personally have a tough time with this one.  Lets take a look at some of the evidence.

Sometimes she looks smoking.  Other times she looks like another run of the mill housewife.  After more consideration and research though, I am going to have to go with HOT.  She can pull it off and when you add the fact she knows what a half court offense, zone coverage pass defense or double switch is, it makes her even hotter.

Don’t forget to vote and leave comments or suggestions on future hot or not features!

-Phil

Gillian Jacobs, Hot or Not?

Gillian Jacobs, or better known amongst nerds like me as Britta Perry from Community (bring the show back for God’s sake!). There are episodes of Community where Britta is the hottest girl on the show, which is saying something because man-killer Allison Brie is also a star. Then there are episodes where you see Britta and you wouldn’t even look at her twice. Really mind boggling stuff here. I have a soft spot for her, and maybe that’s just because I love Community so much, but my first inkling is hot.

Then comes the game changer. The movie Choke. Choke is a little known movie starring Sam Rockwell about a sex-addict/con artist. That really doesn’t matter though, the only thing you end up taking from this movie is that Gillian Jacobs shows a little bit more skin than she does in her other roles…and by a little bit more, I mean a lot. If you haven’t seen Choke, might wanna check it out!

All things considered, Jacobs is a cute girl, a girl who is really funny on Community and seems to have a bright future ahead of her. There are moments that really make you wonder if she is hot and then moments where there is no doubt in your mind that she is a total fox. In my mind, Britta…I mean Gillian Jacobs gets the vote of HOT! Final answer. You can voice your opinion in the poll and comments section below.

Kristen Wiig, Hot or Not?

Kristen Wiig is an SNL veteran and is actually (in my opinion) one of the funniest female comedians out there. She actually makes me laugh. This past year saw Wiig blow the F up with her starring role in Bridesmaids, which although funny, wasn’t as good as every single female you asked about it said it was. But enough with this talk, this post is about whether or not Kristen Wiig is Hot or Not.

Now, the way I feel about Kristen is that sometimes she is cute, as evidenced in the picture above, but sometimes she is not, as evidenced by the picture below.

And I know this picture below is from SNL, but honestly I can’t get this image out of my head when deciding if she is hot or not…..

All in all, Kristen does have her moments where she is cute, and the fact that she is funny definitely helps. My vote is a tough one, but ultimately I’m going with a strong NOT vote on this one. Cute? Yes. Funny? Yes….Hot? NOT. Vote in the poll below.

Jessica Chastain, Hot or Not?

This girl is blowing up in 2011. Never acted professionally before 2004 and is now taking Hollywood by storm. She was in 8 different films that either came out in 2011 or were being shot in 2011. Eight. In one year. That shit cray. And three of those movies were pretty big time, including The Debt, The Help and The Tree of Life. An impressive year even if you weren’t a fan of any of these movies. Now to the point of the post, is she hot or not? Not too sure on this one and have been stewing over it for quite some time. A hot redhead actress is not something you see very often these days and Chastain certainly has her moments. Sometimes she is looking fly sometimes not so much.

Jessica is definitely pretty but in keeping up with my standards for these hot or not posts, I’m really on the fence with her. For the sheer fact that there are so few hot redhead actresses in Hollywood today and Jessica is more often than not looking pretty good in my books, I’m going to give her the HOT vote! This was probably my toughest vote to date, and my opinion changes on her by the hour, but right now she is getting the HOT vote of confidence. Now lets see what all the loyal SITB readers have to say! Vote below, Jessica Chastain, hot or not?

 

Hot or Not? Fergie

 

Fergie is literally a girl who can show up on either side of the spectrum on any given day. Like one day, she can pass as one of the most gorgeous entertainers out there, just lights out knock em dead hot as seen in the picture above. The next day she can show up looking brutal, the type of girl you don’t make eye contact with for fear of her coming over and talking to you. The picture below exemplifies that, like how are those two pictures the same woman? I know makeup is a hell of a thing, but these two just look like two different woman! It’s wild. Then there is the whole pants peeing episode when it was pretty clear she had an accident while on stage, that is so revolting and it is hard for me to get that image and thought out of my head when voting on whether Fergie is hot or not. It is her pure inconsistency and pants peeing antics that have led me to vote Fergie as NOT! Some people are going to be mad at me for this one but that is what the poll is for, go and vote and let us know what you think!

Hot or Not? Kesha

What does everyone think about Kesha (or is it Ke$ha)? She’s a fuckin weird one huh? Just a very strange girl, I’m not really sure what type of person she is, but she just seems like a straight up goon with her music and stage antics. I went to Bamboozle and she played both days, and each day there was a massive crowd going absolutely nuts over her, I couldn’t figure it out. I’m not gonna lie, some of her stuff is pretty catchy (Dommy Mozz could sing you every word of Tik Tok and not be ashamed of it). She seems kinda hot in some pictures and could potentially be a freak, but I’m just not having it with Kesha, she’s getting the NOT vote from me.