Celebrity UFO Sightings

Read the whole story here from MSN.com

Let’s just go ahead and say that literally none of these names shock me. It’s quite a motley crew of celebs that have said they have experienced encounters with a UFO of some sort. The list from MSN.com includes Olivia Newton-John, Sammy Hagar, Shirley MacLaine, Congressmen Dennis Kucinich, Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Muhammad Ali, Walter Cronkite, Jimmy Carter, and Elvis Presley. I mean don’t get me wrong, I think there are some UFO’s or aliens out there, the universe is too fuckin big for us to be alone. I have watched enough Discovery channel to believe other wise, UFO Hunter’s is a nutty show and can brainwash even the biggest cynic into believing.

What gets me about this list is that literally everyone has an explanation. The rockstars are easy, they are/were so fucked up on drugs it is incomprehensible. Mick, Sammy Hagar, John Lennon, and Elvis were stoned on 3+ drugs at any given time, so them seeing and bugging out about UFO’s is clearly going to happen over several years of heavy drug use. My favorite out of them is Mick who made sure to have a permanent UFO Detector installed in his home after he had some wacky UFO experiences on a camping trip and was convinced he was being followed around. Mick rules. Muhammad Ali is clear, the constant abuse to the head over the decades in boxing leads to seeing shit, like lights flashing in your vision, which coincidentally could look a lot like a flashing UFO in the sky. And the Politicians are just crazy, that’s my only explanation to that. Who knows, I mean I believe in aliens and stuff, I think? What do you guys think and what do you think of this list of celebs? True or full of shit and on drugs?

If aliens exist, I hope they look like this guy...

and not like this guy.

Question

Is showering while high the greatest possible state of mind ever?

I mean let’s break this down for a second. I think it’s pretty much a fact that everyone does there best thinking and analyzing while in the shower. Things move so fast these days, the shower is really the only place where you have 0 distractions. No phone, blackberry, email, homework, other people (99% of the time). It’s just you and some relatively warm water. Some of my best thinking has been done in the shower.

Now there’s the other side. Being high. This is where some might argue. But I know for me this is also when some of my greatest thinking/analyzing is done.

Let’s break down some decisions that are way easier when high; where to eat, what to watch on tv, where to go, what to drink, who to hang out with, the list goes on.

For example: Wendy’s, Planet Earth, the couch, Arnold palmers, anyone who enjoys watching planet earth and smoking a doobie. This would obviously be a list of perfect decisions made by a person after a little “devils lettuce”. To quote the great Tuna melt.

I think I’ve made my Point here ladies and gentlemen. let me know your thoughts.

Notable great decisions that prove this theory correct: 1) this post.

…list to be continued.

Kobe Fined 100K

(New York Times)- Hours after the Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant directed an obscene antigay slur at a referee who had just whistled him for a technical foul, N.B.A. Commissioner David Stern fined him $100,000 on Wednesday and, in a statement, described Bryant’s remarks as “offensive and inexcusable.” Full Article

“VRUMMMM VRUMM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUMMMM VRUMM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUMVRUMMMM VRUMM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM
VRUMMMM VRUMM VRUM VRUM VRUM VRUM”

So Kobe dropped the F bomb, then proceeded to follow with yet another F bomb. They fined him for saying the 2nd F bomb. I’m not going to comment at all on this, mainly because I don’t think Kobe did anything wrong, he just said a few words during the heat of the moment, shit happens. Luckily the creators of South Park saw this coming years ago and made an episode, explaining the word. Watch the whole episode here. If you want my full opinion call my intern, Lindsay, and she’ll set up an appointment with me.

Barry Bonds found guilty of something.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)—A federal jury convicted Barry Bonds of a single charge of obstruction of justice Wednesday but failed to reach a verdict on the three counts at the heart of allegations that he knowingly used steroids and human growth hormone and lied to a grand jury about it. Read the full article here. jerk.

 

UGHHH, just someone shoot this guy already. Come on, when was the last time you heard a good shot in the courtroom story?? I don’t want him to die, just shoot him in like the thigh or something, just for pissing me off and every other person in the world. (I have to end this early, I’m in the middle of a major project for school, I just wanted a reason to post that picture)


President of Czech Republic Steals Pen

(Yahoo! Tue Apr 12, 12:23 pm ET) As just about anyone who’s ever worked in an office can attest, one of life’s most festering annoyances are people who don’t return pens that they borrow. Now it appears as though Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus may be one of those people, and the citizens of the nation he rules over are none too pleased about it.

You see, Klaus, whose most notable prior controversy was probably his flat rejection of climate change science—a position that he even  appeared on Glenn Beck’s show to tour—was caught on video coyly pocketing a ceremonial pen during a recent visit to Chile. What’s more, the brazen stylus heist took place in full view of the media during a ceremony to announce a trade agreement. The video shows Klaus clearly admiring the pen, then slowly moving it into one of his jacket pockets as Chilean President Sebastian Pinera speaks to the assembled members of the media.

Now, Reuters is reporting that some Czech citizens are accusing Klaus of being a kleptomaniac. But the president’s staffers claim that he had every right to take the pen—and that he was, in fact, acting entirely in line with established Czech state protocols. “We at the Prague Castle always give such a pen to delegations, along with a notepad,” presidential spokesman Radim Ochvat told the news agency.

Read the rest of the story by Brett Michael Dykes here.

I don’t know what it is about this story that just cracks me up. Clearly this guy has some financial stability being the president of a country and all. Clearly there are tons of people watching this press conference or whatever the hell it is, including several cameras filming. In today’s day in age where anything questionable or funny that is caught on film ends up on the internet, he has got to be smarter than that! It’s a pen bro, like they would have been more than happy to give it to you after the conference was over. You couldv’e stolen it on your way out, instead you made a big point of looking at the fuckin thing during the conference and just making an ass out of yourself trying to sneak it into your pocket and closing the clearly empty box. Now over 1.5 million people have watched you look like an idiot on youtube. Hope that pen was worth the heat your’e catching for it. This type of shit shouldn’t be news, but it is because its just another world leader doing something childish and stupid so check out the video for yourself and see what you think.

A funny sidenote, when you type his name (Vaclav Klaus) into google, the first suggested search is “Vaclav Klaus Gay?”