Cook Puts His Pubes On Cops Breakfast Sandwich

Winner

Before you go any further, read this story here. This guy is going about this all wrong. So he’s working at the local breakfast joint whipping up breakfast sandwiches left and right and sees some cop walk in. The cop previously gave him a traffic ticket, so this douche Ryan Burke thinks he’s gonna get him back. He goes back in the kitchen trims some chest and pubic hair and puts it right on the cops bagel sandwich. Could he be any less discrete? It is so obvious when you have a hair in your mouth, let alone some scumbag cooks pile of pubes. Listen, I understand the guy wants to get back at the cop for the probably $20 ticket he gave him, but you are literally guaranteed to get this way. Get him back by spitting in it or placing some other substance that is harder to distinguish from the greasy breakfast mix on the bagel. Not saying he was right or I would do this, but Ryan next time you want to pull a prank like this at least use some fucking common sense, I cant think of one person who deserves a 15 day jail sentence more than you do. Reminds me of this scene in Super Troopers when Farva is getting his lunch.

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