This may be old news by now but if you haven’t heard about it or checked it out there is a great fake Twitter account for the still missing Bronx Zoo Cobra. You can check out the page HERE or just search on Twitter @BronxZoosCobra. It’s got almost 200,000 followers already and it posts some pretty hilarious stuff. Leave some comments on your favorite ones. And also, can anyone confirm or deny a rumor that the snake was stolen and the thief plans to release it at Yankee Stadium today? Sounds like the plot of a movie John Voight or Val Kilmer could star in as the villains with a badass Keanu Reeves as the hero to take on the cobra before it is unleashed on the thousands of unsuspecting fans. I’d see that movie.